Facts – Shonky Lab 07.06

ShonkyLabLogo2013We are back after four weeks off. We’d like to say sorry……. but thats just the way it goes sometimes. Anyway, thanks for sticking with us.

 

So whats been going on with Pete and Elton during this time?

 

Well, Pete has been to see the Princess Bride at an outdoor showing, went to Lego land but was not the family involved in the fight that broke out. He also managed to slip through the gift shop without buying any Lego at all. *Golf clap – well done sir.

 

Elton went to Spain and had fun smashing his knee to pieces, only drove on the wrong side of the road once. Read the ‘Space Captain Smith’ and ‘Commandant of Alchwitz’.

Elton has seen Despicable Me 2, Monsters University, G.I. Joe – Retaliation and Sharknado. Oh what fun.

Congrats to John and Louisa Pidcock who are now married.

 

News

Sonic boom heard in Essex, Cambridgeshire and Hertfordshire

The Ministry of Defence said a Typhoon jet from RAF Coningsby in Lincolnshire was launched when communication was lost with a Heathrow-bound plane.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22926813

MICHAEL JACKSON’S GHOST TESTIFIES IN TRIAL

Michael Jackson’s  ghost appeared in court today and  declared his death an accident.

Jackson’s Ghost, 50, was speaking to the court through Lionel Richie’s ex-wife, Brenda.  She was “channeling” Michael’s ghosts.

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/56548/michael-jacksons-ghost-testifies-in-trial/

 

FACTS

Here are some of the facts that we used…

Squirrels forget where about 50% of the nuts they’ve hidden are.

If the human stomach doesn’t produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks it will totally digest it’s self.

A lion can mate more than 50 times in one day.

Snails can sleep for up to 3 years.

Rats and horses can’t vomit.

Every year about 98% of atoms in your body are replaced.

A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear any pants.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors.

You’re born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

Some worms will eat themselves if they can’t find any food!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death!

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.

 

Here’s the scale website. It’s really rather good. http://static.flabber.net/files/scale-of-the-universe-2.swf

“Would sir like a happy finish?”

Motherless baby polecat found near RSPCA sanctuary

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/17/motherless-baby-polecat-found-near-rspca-sanctuary-3844715/

 

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